The Visuals

A brief reassurance for the increasingly traumatized modern internet user:

Yes, I am a real person.

No catfishing, no mysterious shape-shifting upon arrival, and importantly, no AI. Which means:
no extra fingers, disappearing limbs, suspiciously melted jewelry, or hair so perfectly smooth it starts looking computer-generated.

You may also notice the backgrounds remain logically consistent from photo to photo, which apparently now qualifies as a luxury experience online and a strong indicator I hired an actual photographer instead of outsourcing the job to artificial intelligence.

Just professional photography, good lighting, and a woman who somehow ended up looking far more composed in photos than she behaves in real life.

What you see here is genuinely me- only with better posture and slightly less sarcasm than usual.