I tend to like the kinds of afternoons that quietly derail the rest of the day.
A quick lunch somehow turns into dessert.
Dessert becomes “we should probably get back to real life.”
Neither of us seems particularly committed to that idea.
I value chemistry, comfort, emotional intelligence, and people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Bonus points if you know how to flirt naturally. If not, don’t worry- I’m more than capable of carrying us both conversationally until you settle in.
Whether we’re escaping for a long lunch downtown, disappearing into a beautiful hotel for the afternoon, or temporarily neglecting our responsibilities together somewhere in another city, I prefer experiences that feel natural, playful, and dangerously easy to settle into.
The longer we spend together, the less things feel structured and the more they start feeling suspiciously fun.
Which, historically speaking, is where my decision-making begins to deteriorate.
I’m equally capable of discussing life over espresso martinis and accidentally convincing us both that extending the date is somehow the logical and emotionally mature choice.
If you’re looking for warmth, wit, affection, genuine chemistry,and a woman who cleans up beautifully but may also become a terrible influence by hour three, I think we’ll get along very well.
For screening details and arranging our first date, please visit my Etiquette page.
“You’re mad. Bonkers. Completely off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret… all the best people are.”
— Alice in Wonderland
The rates below apply to outcall dates throughout Boston and surrounding areas, including locations south of the city.
For incall dates, please allow for an additional hotel contribution, typically $150+. For dates booked during one of my scheduled tours, please add a flat $100 travel contribution.
UP TO NINETY MINUTES — 1200
An introduction
TWO HOURS — 1600
Stay a little longer
THREE HOURS — 2400
Cocktails and Conversation
*Most popular booking time
FOUR HOURS — 3000
Paint the Town Red
UP TO SIX HOURS — 4000
The All-Evening or Daytime Escape
UP TO SIXTEEN HOURS — 6000
The overnight with dinner, breakfast, and a minimum of 7 hours dedicated to the very glamorous activity of sleeping.
Beauty sleep may not actually be scientific, but avoiding cranky Camille certainly is.
The Suite Life
Prefer to come to me? I’m happy to arrange a beautiful place for us. For incall dates, I simply ask for a hotel contribution, typically $150+, depending on the time of day, availability, location, and whatever emotionally unstable pricing strategy Boston hotels happen to be experimenting with that particular day.
Prefer your place instead? Even easier. I’d be delighted to join you at your hotel or upscale residence.
You’ll also occasionally find me touring outside Boston. Dates booked during a scheduled tour carry a flat $100 travel contribution to help offset the cost of being on the road.
If you’d rather bring me to you outside of a scheduled tour, I’m available with advance notice throughout Rhode Island, Connecticut, Vermont and Maine. Depending on the destination, a three- or four-hour minimum applies, along with a travel fee of $200 per hour of round-trip driving time.
Deposits & Cancellations
A 30% deposit is required to secure your date and time. Deposits are non-refundable and will only be returned if I need to cancel our date.
If your plans change:
More than 48 hours before our date: Your deposit is forfeited. If you’d like to reschedule instead, the deposit may be transferred to a new date with a $200 rescheduling fee.
Less than 48 hours’ notice: A cancellation fee equal to 50% of the total booking is required.
Less than 24 hours’ notice: 100% of the booking must be covered.
For same-day rescheduling requests while I am touring, the original booking is considered a cancellation and full payment is required. Unfortunately, these cannot be moved to another date using the $200 rescheduling fee.
I accept Cash App, Venmo, cryptocurrency (additional fee applies), or a gift card of my choice.